???? Greetings, El Presidente!
I have an egg-citing idea just in time for Easter festivities! ????
Picture this: Bunnies behind the wheel, cruising the streets of Tropico. Now, I know what you're thinking, El Presidente: ‘Penultimo, have you lost your marbles? Bunnies driving cars in Tropico?’
Fear not! This is just an egg-celent suggestion, a dream of what could be. But oh, just imagine that! Bunnies zipping around, delivering coconuts instead of eggs – for a small fee, of course. ???? And you can tell them where to drive (even through your political enemies’ buildings)! ????
Truly, the future of Tropico knows no bounds!
¡Felices Pascuas!
