We got so many cool techniques for the ongoing #howtokillsam series, that the faith in the successful defeat of Sam is finally restored!
Mental thought long and hard about this, and the choice had to be perfectly effective! It was not easy, but he finally came to the concluding ideas:
Of course, only three were able to win, but there were many more that were definitely worthy of attention! So, aside from the foulest, wickedest, evilest picks, we also have to make room for honorable mentions, which are:
@LazärheaD Get him married! His wife will sap the energy outta him and then it turns out his wife was a gnaar all along!
@a_forest_child Jul 11
create time machine & tell him he have to go back and kill baby to save the world and he goes back and the baby is him and he is tricked into killing himself but maybe thats too much evil lol
@Ventos234 DRM anti-piracy Adult Arachnoids
@Dosbilliam
Drop the moon on the planet from the side Sam ISN'T on.
Jafeth Fernandez Teleport him to a room where he will hear an endless loop of "AHHHHHHHHHHH" as Background Music. Eventually, he will become tired and will "Ahhhh" himself.
@Grimsley Clause Method: Femme Fatale
"Sam seems to fancy the Harpies. Perhaps one could seduce him and have a Kamikaze sneak up on him while he's distracted!"
@Muffinatorz Offer him guacamole and chips. Sam will be surprised but can't decline guacamole and chips. The guac is most definitely poisoned.
@hs05 Sam slips on a banana and breaks his neck
Thank you all, once again, for participating with your sly little brains and thinking up of #HowToKillSam. Mental is very satisfied and is already on his way to test out these ways of Sam-killing endeavours. Wish him luck, and remember; it wouldn't have been as easy without the help of you trusty minions!
'Till next time ;)
