And now, please welcome to the stage: you know her, you love her, it's... POOOOOL PARTYYYYYY!
(The audience goes wild as a 7 foot tall drag queen named Pool Party steps onto the stage in platform heels. She is wearing sunglasses and a tiny bikini, and her wig is made of pool noodles. She begins to lip-sync to Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett.)
That's right! Our next DLC is on its way, and this one's a little bit different... because it's FREE for EVERYONE.
It's called Pool Party, and in case you can't guess, it's themed around summertime swimmin'. We've got towels. We've got floaties shaped like Snorcko. We've got actual, in-ground pools that you can swim in. It's a bathing bonanza!
Just remember the rules: no diving, no running, and no peeing. The P in pool should only be in its name, thanks.
Even better news: we're launching the Pool Party FREE DLC on PC this Thursday, 27th June, just in time for the beginning of summer!
We also have our NEXT update in the works, and I know I say this ALL THE TIME, but I think this one is game-changing. Get excited, pals.
Alright, that's it for today. Go put on some sunscreen and go outside! Unless you're in the parts of the southern hemisphere where it's currently very winter, in which case, stay inside and put a scarf on.
– Kate, Community Manager and champion dive-bomber
