Welcome to ChromaTec
Here at ChromaTec, colors are magnets! Well, not exactly. Magnetoid Chromatism ? a physical property of the pandimensional realm ? is a bit more complex than that. In layperson?s terms: Walls attract objects of the same color. All kinds of objects! Like large boxes. Or small boxes. Or large crates. Or super-safe, friendly, decidedly non-murderous WorkerDroids*. (list not exhaustive)
*WorkerDroids may be less non-murderous than previously implied.
Use your refined painting- and color-mixing skills to voluntarily solve intricate puzzles on the ChromaTec Testing Track for ChromaGun Research Purposes, Mark II ? aka ChromaGun 2. Please note the following are NOT valid reasons for non-participation:
- Not having participated in the Testing Track Mark 1
(i.e. ChromaGun 1; No prior knowledge necessary) - Color-blindness
(A color blind accessibility mode is available at no extra charge) - Fear of birds (except chickens)
- Fear of magnets (They?re colors, not magnets)
- Fear of being involuntarily forced to perform tests on an experimental color-based firearm (this will never happen)
ChromaTec wants you to know that there is a compulsory awareness of the following informative disclaimer:
Not solving tests as instructed is not advised.
Breaking the ChromaGun is not ADv?ised.
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Welcome to ChromaLabs
ChromaLabs is the universe?s foremost, and ONLY manufacturer of the patented ChromaGun. Our world-class engineers are all ????????????? free ??????????????? and ????????????????? motivated ??????????? to ???????????????????????? ensure that our testing grounds meet the following criteria:- Tests are unbreakable: No constant restarting of test chambers necessary
- Removable paint: Painting and mixing is fine, but undoing it is even better.
- Three dimensions: Where other test chambers are merely 2D in nature, ours are not.
- Advanced puzzles: Physics puzzles, advanced paint ?mechanics, ?and_even ????? ??????????p?? ?uO?? ?????t ????t???? un???o??? ?? ??? ??????? ???????s??? ?? ??? ???? ??????? ?o ??uou
We hope you enjoy your (???????????????? brief ???????? participation in the ????????? Testing Track.
See you on the other side.
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