Thankfully this is just satire and all the DLC is purchased with in-game coins. But consider it a cautionary tale for the future...
Key Features:
- Two full length campaigns: the original award-winning "DLC Quest", and the brand new "Live Freemium or Die"
- Platforming action! Coins to collect, a princess to save, a bad guy (or two) to defeat. You like that stuff, right?
- Over 30 different DLC packs, each providing quiet introspection on the state of the gaming industry
- Over 20 achievements to earn and make you feel reasonably satisfied with yourself
- Online leaderboards